[to Chris Pratt] You’re married to Anna Faris and you have to watch this film while she’s making out with another guy, is that weird for you?
Tom Lennon: Not just another guy. Captain America. x
can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”
that last one tho
trying to figure out someone else’s shower
black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment
Best $1.85 I have ever spent.
together at last
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Cute Mario Kart racer GIFs ⊟
If you open up a bunch of browser windows and load one of these GIFs in each, you can line them up and move them around, pretending their racing and passing each other while making your own sound effects. Great way to spend your afternoon, or get fired after you’re caught goofing off at work.BUY Mario Kart 8 ($11 off), Mario Kart 7, upcoming games